drop 001 — statement headwear

say it without
saying it.

one-liner caps, stitched not printed — so you never have to explain yourself twice. put it on. let it talk.

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$26 a statementone size fits most headsfree us shipping — always
single until series b — wornworn: single until series b
drop 001

the lineup.

the current rotation — every cap says one thing and says it well. small runs: when a statement’s gone, it’s gone.

Single Until Series BSingle Until Series B — wornfounder
single until series b$26
married to the roadmap. it's not you, it's the runway.
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Pay Me Like A White ManPay Me Like A White Man — wornequal pay
pay me like a white man$26
your salary negotiation, now wearable.
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FunemployedFunemployed — wornbetween jobs
funemployed$26
the gap on your résumé is a glow-up.
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I'm SingleI'm Single — wornavailable
i'm single$26
the announcement, embroidered. no follow-up questions.
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Still SingleStill Single — wornno updates
still single$26
same status, new season.
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Serial ChillerSerial Chiller — wornoff duty
serial chiller$26
doing nothing, professionally.
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no cap

receipts.

real heads, real reactions. we just sell the hat.

★★★★★
“wore it to demo day. three investors asked for the link.”
— ravi · sf
★★★★★
“wore it to my performance review. got the number.”
— dee · nyc
★★★★★
“bought it the day after the layoff. best severance spend.”
— sam · austin
★★★★★
“stitching is actually chunky. not the sad flat print i expected.”
— mimi · la
★★★★★
“my manager followed the brand from her personal account.”
— jo · chicago
★★★★★
“bought one as a gift, kept it, bought another as the gift.”
— theo · portland
★★★★★
“wore it to my cousin's wedding. table 9 loved it.”
— marta · madrid
★★★★★
“my flatmate hasn't left the sofa since it arrived. it fits.”
— tom · amsterdam
irl

seen on heads.

the line travels further than you do — coffee runs, group chats, other people’s stories.

single until series b, worn on the street
“single until series b”
pay me like a white man, worn outside
“pay me like a white man”
funemployed, worn at a coffee shop
“funemployed”
✳ ships in 24–48h
✳ free us shipping — always
✳ small-run drops
✳ stitched, not printed
real questions

asked & answered.

will it fit my head? +
yes. one-size unstructured cap with a metal buckle strap, adjusts roughly 54–60cm. sits low, dad-cap style — not perched.
is the embroidery going to peel? +
no. it's satin-stitch embroidery, not a print or a patch. nothing to crack, flake, or lift — it wears in with the cap.
how do i wash it? +
spot clean, or cold hand-wash and reshape while damp, then air dry. the washing machine is where caps go to die.
shipping? +
free, always — no minimum. ships from our us warehouse in 1–2 business days, arrives in 4–7. no international shipping yet — soon.